"Global Warming."

Guy's

I have a theory on Global Waming,
it's been here from the start.
It keeps on hap'ning without warning,
and I think it's pretty smart.

God knew from the beginning,
that man would make a mess.
We'd surely screw the whole thing up,
and did I must confess.

A paradise the world is made,
and always should remain.
To think it would be diff-er-ent,
seems to-tally inane.

From bad to good is natural,
the way this whole world works.
But nat'ral things will get messed up,
by bleeding hearted jerks.

They say the world is warming up,
compared to what? I ask.
Last winter it was mighty cold,
next week in heat we'll bask.

The flood of Noah's time ocurred,
to cleanse our sins away.
A global warmth would then begin,
the world would warmer sway.

The Ozone layer wasn't here,
when ice controlled the north.
Now slowly it will be reformed,
as par-a-dise creeps forth.

Those holes, I think recede and grow,
each year or two or more.
We havn't been recording them,
til' now, I must implore.

So when you think of how it is,
be sure of how it was.
You may think you remember clear,
when all you saw was fuzz.

I hope that I have cleared it up,
but this should be the test.
Just knowing God is at the helm,
will give your hearts a rest.

Rawkneepee
Now I'm a goin' to da' Couch.....
I Love you all like seventyeight degrees, and geese, and robins, and black birds, and grackles. (and little froggies croacking)