"Frankenmeister."

So to Ricky Ticky Tac and Raw Knee Pee,
I think I know what your lamentations be,
To live a life where one can prophesize.
Where all of your friends think you witty and wise,
Where your women and kids treat you with love and respect,
Cuz' you fix what is broken, and buy new what is wrecked,
And life in the northwoods, no heaven on Earth,
But a struggle to live, from time of your birth.
What's important you say, is your legacy,
When passing from Earth, at last you are free.

By Frank Northup